"Hey bro! Nice job accelerating to merging speed!"
"Sup man, you totes owned the turn signal before changing lanes!"
"Fist bump dawg, for doing 5 mph over the posted speed limit!"
"Yeah bro! Way to pop your collar AFTER checking your mirrors AND over your shoulder before a lane change!"
"Bro! So AWESOME how you let that person merge when using THEIR turn signal!"
Obviously my douche vocabulary is limited, but then again, I suspect an actual douchebag has a limited vocabulary as well. I think it stems from popping the collar, it prevents natural air flow to the brain (through the ears, of course).
Either way… some of you SHOULD NOT be operating motor vehicles. I’m not even sure SOME should be operating bicycles, either.