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For decades, the practice of naming stars in the sky for ourselves and our loved ones has been considered by man to be the ultimate “grand gesture.”
However, no astronomer recognized these names, and even though money is charged, no one owns the stars.  The grand gesture has become an emotionally empty act of commerce.
WHy name a celesital body when you can name a physical one?  The hairs on my ass are real.  They exist on this planet.  Then can be, and have been, touched by humans.
Like the human race itself, the hairs on my ass toil each day, trying to make sense of life itself.  No one knows why the hairs exist on my ass.  each lives a short while and then dies, but then another takes its place.
You can lend meaning to the lives by dedicating a name to each hair.  Whether you name it or yourself, a loved one or a hated one, what you are telling the world is that you care.
For $19.95 (or more), you can bring back the sense of wonder to your life that you thought was long lost.  Your purchase will include: 
A handsome digital certificate, officially placing the person of your choosing into the Ass Hair Registry.
The certificate will include the coordinates that you can use to find your hair on the map of my ass, available only on this site.
A close-up color photo featuring the hair named after you.
The high-quality photo and certificate are perfect for showing off to friends and family  People will be consumed with jealousy when they realize how special you are. 
Upon purchase, you will get confirmation emails from PayPal and the Ass Hair Registry.  We will do our best to fulfill your order within three business days.  We’re not a huge company, and there isn’t a big ass hair making machine in the back.  This is very much a manual process, carried out in a loving and dedicated manner.  Some even call our product “artisanal.”  Those people are pretentious jerks.  Stay away from them. 
For every dollar that is spent naming a hair on my ass, 25% of the purchase price will be donated to charities we like (listed below).
Although the purchase of a place in the Ass Hair Registry brings with it a sense of fun, we take this portion of ourmission very seriously.  We believe in these organizations, and want to support their good work. 
We are not a fundraiser for the charities.  We are not sponsored by, or associated with, these charities.  We are just trying to do a good thing.  Even if you choose not to place an order, please do visit their sites and donate directly: 
American Red CrossNatural Rescoures Defense councilCARE USAOxfam AmericaSave the ChildrenThe America Cancer SocietyWorld VisionBoys & Girls Clubs of AmericaU.S Fund for UNICEFThe Children’s Aid SocietyWorld Wildlife FundGlobal Fund for WomenWounded Warrior Project


Today’s WTF find of the day.  Funny though… I hope this dude makes millions for his butt hair.
I, however, just figured out what everyone is getting for Christmas this year.
Ass Hair Registry

For decades, the practice of naming stars in the sky for ourselves and our loved ones has been considered by man to be the ultimate “grand gesture.”

However, no astronomer recognized these names, and even though money is charged, no one owns the stars.  The grand gesture has become an emotionally empty act of commerce.

WHy name a celesital body when you can name a physical one?  The hairs on my ass are real.  They exist on this planet.  Then can be, and have been, touched by humans.

Like the human race itself, the hairs on my ass toil each day, trying to make sense of life itself.  No one knows why the hairs exist on my ass.  each lives a short while and then dies, but then another takes its place.

You can lend meaning to the lives by dedicating a name to each hair.  Whether you name it or yourself, a loved one or a hated one, what you are telling the world is that you care.

For $19.95 (or more), you can bring back the sense of wonder to your life that you thought was long lost.  Your purchase will include: 

  • A handsome digital certificate, officially placing the person of your choosing into the Ass Hair Registry.
  • The certificate will include the coordinates that you can use to find your hair on the map of my ass, available only on this site.
  • A close-up color photo featuring the hair named after you.

The high-quality photo and certificate are perfect for showing off to friends and family  People will be consumed with jealousy when they realize how special you are. 

Upon purchase, you will get confirmation emails from PayPal and the Ass Hair Registry.  We will do our best to fulfill your order within three business days.  We’re not a huge company, and there isn’t a big ass hair making machine in the back.  This is very much a manual process, carried out in a loving and dedicated manner.  Some even call our product “artisanal.”  Those people are pretentious jerks.  Stay away from them. 

For every dollar that is spent naming a hair on my ass, 25% of the purchase price will be donated to charities we like (listed below).

Although the purchase of a place in the Ass Hair Registry brings with it a sense of fun, we take this portion of ourmission very seriously.  We believe in these organizations, and want to support their good work. 

We are not a fundraiser for the charities.  We are not sponsored by, or associated with, these charities.  We are just trying to do a good thing.  Even if you choose not to place an order, please do visit their sites and donate directly: 

American Red Cross
Natural Rescoures Defense council
CARE USA
Oxfam America
Save the Children
The America Cancer Society
World Vision
Boys & Girls Clubs of America
U.S Fund for UNICEF
The Children’s Aid Society
World Wildlife Fund
Global Fund for Women
Wounded Warrior Project

Today’s WTF find of the day.  Funny though… I hope this dude makes millions for his butt hair.

I, however, just figured out what everyone is getting for Christmas this year.

Ass Hair Registry

13 September 2014 ass hair registry wtf weird finds ass hair registry lol seriously wtf


Greyhound Dogumentary - Singing Dogs from Quick Feet on Vimeo.

So, in this “Dogumentary” they’ve added voices to Greyhounds. 

It’s one of the best things ever.  This is episode two, and made me giggle out loud.  There’s a bunch more.  Just search “dogumentary” on youtube. 

12 September 2014 greyhound greyhounds greyhound video dogumentary documentary hilarious lol hound hounds sight hounds racing lurchers


The question is, did Batman call in for his comment, or did they contact him?

The question is, did Batman call in for his comment, or did they contact him?

6 September 2014 batman dark knight superman lol superman sucks


Too funny not to share…

4 September 2014 spider spider dog spider prank prank lol i laughed out loud


When we leave the house for several hours, I now put toys and a few treats in a box and fold it closed for Paris.  This way, if she wants to tear into something, she can do it to something I don’t care about, and it gives her an activity. 

When I got home last night, the box was untouched, but she had removed both my Xbox controllers from the charging stand and took one outside. 

It was only after being home did she decide to do anything with the box… and as you can see, lil miss needle nose just sticks it in, roots around, and grabs the treats.

When we leave the house for several hours, I now put toys and a few treats in a box and fold it closed for Paris. This way, if she wants to tear into something, she can do it to something I don’t care about, and it gives her an activity.

When I got home last night, the box was untouched, but she had removed both my Xbox controllers from the charging stand and took one outside.

It was only after being home did she decide to do anything with the box… and as you can see, lil miss needle nose just sticks it in, roots around, and grabs the treats.

31 August 2014 paris greyhound greyhounds lol box toys treats canine activity


This summarizes my current knowledge of sportball and it’s rulings.  
By the way… are we still calling pot a “performance enhancing drug”? 
It’s about as effective at enhancing performance as taking Ambien is at staying awake all night. 

This summarizes my current knowledge of sportball and it’s rulings. 

By the way… are we still calling pot a “performance enhancing drug”? 

It’s about as effective at enhancing performance as taking Ambien is at staying awake all night. 

27 August 2014 nfl duck lol sportball or football whatever pot ambien


This is my mom and her friends, Joyce and Ann.

19 August 2014 hells grannies lol monty python grannies mom magyarstew


Seriously considering this for dinner tonight…

Seriously considering this for dinner tonight…

13 August 2014 macaroni and cheese lol dinner cooking macaroni cheese


Dammit Robin!  Enough of the selfies already!

Dammit Robin! Enough of the selfies already!

31 July 2014 batman robin selfie adam west burt ward lol bat phone


…ow. 

Right in the feels. 

…Right before San Diego Comic-Con,too.

…ow.

Right in the feels.

…Right before San Diego Comic-Con,too.

22 July 2014 firefly joss whedon serenity cyanide and happiness lol ouch the feels


I think this sums it up pretty well.

I think this sums it up pretty well.

11 July 2014 vaccines lol autism reasoning


Because you NEED TO watch this.

7 July 2014 batman dethklok metal heavy metal funny lol metalacolypse the dark knight femalescientistintraining wakeupyourwindows wordsofdiana laurensaysrelax


Tried to measure her patience… But it’s something like… Infinite.

Tried to measure her patience… But it’s something like… Infinite.

6 July 2014 paris greyhound greyhounds lol pun dad joke measuring measurements


You may be familiar with unicorns, but do you know about the illusive UniLlama? 

…Or is it a Unialpaca?

You may be familiar with unicorns, but do you know about the illusive UniLlama?

…Or is it a Unialpaca?

5 July 2014 wakeupyourwindows unicorn unillama unialpaca lol mythical