Full of stuff...cause I like stuff.

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This summarizes my current knowledge of sportball and it’s rulings.  
By the way… are we still calling pot a “performance enhancing drug”? 
It’s about as effective at enhancing performance as taking Ambien is at staying awake all night. 

This summarizes my current knowledge of sportball and it’s rulings. 

By the way… are we still calling pot a “performance enhancing drug”? 

It’s about as effective at enhancing performance as taking Ambien is at staying awake all night. 

27 August 2014 nfl duck lol sportball or football whatever pot ambien


This is my mom and her friends, Joyce and Ann.

19 August 2014 hells grannies lol monty python grannies mom magyarstew


Seriously considering this for dinner tonight…

Seriously considering this for dinner tonight…

13 August 2014 macaroni and cheese lol dinner cooking macaroni cheese


Dammit Robin!  Enough of the selfies already!

Dammit Robin! Enough of the selfies already!

31 July 2014 batman robin selfie adam west burt ward lol bat phone


…ow. 

Right in the feels. 

…Right before San Diego Comic-Con,too.

…ow.

Right in the feels.

…Right before San Diego Comic-Con,too.

22 July 2014 firefly joss whedon serenity cyanide and happiness lol ouch the feels


I think this sums it up pretty well.

I think this sums it up pretty well.

11 July 2014 vaccines lol autism reasoning


Because you NEED TO watch this.

7 July 2014 batman dethklok metal heavy metal funny lol metalacolypse the dark knight femalescientistintraining wakeupyourwindows wordsofdiana laurensaysrelax


Tried to measure her patience… But it’s something like… Infinite.

Tried to measure her patience… But it’s something like… Infinite.

6 July 2014 paris greyhound greyhounds lol pun dad joke measuring measurements


You may be familiar with unicorns, but do you know about the illusive UniLlama? 

…Or is it a Unialpaca?

You may be familiar with unicorns, but do you know about the illusive UniLlama?

…Or is it a Unialpaca?

5 July 2014 wakeupyourwindows unicorn unillama unialpaca lol mythical


2 July 2014 sparklycactus octopus cthulhu lol cephalopod


Oh, so the reason I’ve been getting sunburn despite having sunscreen is because I haven’t been using MEN’S sunscreen. 

Jeez, Banana Boat, where have you been? 

/sarcasm.

Oh, so the reason I’ve been getting sunburn despite having sunscreen is because I haven’t been using MEN’S sunscreen.

Jeez, Banana Boat, where have you been?

/sarcasm.

18 May 2014 sunscreen spf 50 banana boat men lol


It’s the rug that totally tied the whole Millenium Falcon together, dude, and those damn Imperials pissed on it!

It’s the rug that totally tied the whole Millenium Falcon together, dude, and those damn Imperials pissed on it!

26 April 2014 lebowski skywalker star wars the dude dude lol luke skywalker the big lebowski I'd watch this


I thought she was reading over my shoulder… I guess she found my book boring.

I thought she was reading over my shoulder… I guess she found my book boring.

15 April 2014 ev greyhound greyhounds dog hound gpoy me lol sleeping dog


So, if I try to go to AdultSwim on my phone’s browser, it seems to think I need to visit a different site instead. 

Geez ma, drink less, even my phone thinks you’re trouble!

So, if I try to go to AdultSwim on my phone’s browser, it seems to think I need to visit a different site instead.

Geez ma, drink less, even my phone thinks you’re trouble!

15 April 2014 lol autocorrect adult swim alcoholics google knows best magyarstew