OK.
I’ve had it with this country.
I’m selling all my stuff and moving out of USA.

My hands are in some bad shape today… have been so I’m just relaxing, watching some Netflix.
Catching up on some Futurama, they have a 3D episode.
Since I’m not green, I didn’t leave my 3D glasses at the theater when I saw Episode 1. I paid for them, they’re mine!
So of course, when the 3D part comes on, I figured, Hey! Why not? and put them on.
It didn’t work. Which I’m not surprised about. What would have surprised me is if it HAD worked. Either way, it didn’t hurt to try.
JP says:
Nasa just discovered flowing water on Mars.
Matthew says:
Hmm. Would that make it Martian Fresh drinking water?
JP says:
It’s a river of slurm!
Matthew says
It’s made of people! …no wait, that’s Soylent Cola…
JP says:
Yeah, its taste varies from person to person.
After all, water on Mars isn’t anything new, see?

There might be something to this flowing thing though…