Full of stuff...cause I like stuff.

Apparently

The “ignore” feature on Tumblr doesn’t work. 

I, for one, am sick and tired of the “sponsored” posts.  That damn razor post shows up ALL THE FREAKING TIME.  

Go away, sponsored tumblrs, or at least respect my decision to ignore you on my dash.

18 September 2014


I get the coolest catalogs in the mail some times…

I get the coolest catalogs in the mail some times…

18 September 2014 catalog skulls unlimited skulls buy bones dem bones cool


Not only is this amazing and beautiful (and the nerd in me says “ooh look, Ley Lines!), but how can you see something like this, a comprehensive view of the universe… and honestly say “Yep.  We are alone here.  Earth has the ONLY intelligent forms of life.”  

Just boggles the mind.

17 September 2014 universe galaxies alone in the universe totally not amazing


Oh you live in San Diego… You don’t need an air conditioner… 

YES I FUCKING DO.

Outside temp is 89, with real feel of 95.   Inside its 87. …that’s with fans blowing in the house. 

Next dumbshit to tell me you don’t need ac in San Diego is getting punched in the eye.

Oh you live in San Diego… You don’t need an air conditioner…

YES I FUCKING DO.

Outside temp is 89, with real feel of 95. Inside its 87. …that’s with fans blowing in the house.

Next dumbshit to tell me you don’t need ac in San Diego is getting punched in the eye.

15 September 2014 san diego hot too hot melting seems about right still not as bad as kuwait but this is civilization not a combat zone


Pretty tasty brew, actually.  Much closer in flavor to drinking a slightly less sugared cappuccino, but very accurate with the coffee and chocolate flavor. 

I’m fine to finish this bottle, but I don’t know if I’d do more.

Pretty tasty brew, actually. Much closer in flavor to drinking a slightly less sugared cappuccino, but very accurate with the coffee and chocolate flavor.

I’m fine to finish this bottle, but I don’t know if I’d do more.

14 September 2014 belching beaver milk stout stout beavers milk beer souldaboymeetsworld



For decades, the practice of naming stars in the sky for ourselves and our loved ones has been considered by man to be the ultimate “grand gesture.”
However, no astronomer recognized these names, and even though money is charged, no one owns the stars.  The grand gesture has become an emotionally empty act of commerce.
WHy name a celesital body when you can name a physical one?  The hairs on my ass are real.  They exist on this planet.  Then can be, and have been, touched by humans.
Like the human race itself, the hairs on my ass toil each day, trying to make sense of life itself.  No one knows why the hairs exist on my ass.  each lives a short while and then dies, but then another takes its place.
You can lend meaning to the lives by dedicating a name to each hair.  Whether you name it or yourself, a loved one or a hated one, what you are telling the world is that you care.
For $19.95 (or more), you can bring back the sense of wonder to your life that you thought was long lost.  Your purchase will include: 
A handsome digital certificate, officially placing the person of your choosing into the Ass Hair Registry.
The certificate will include the coordinates that you can use to find your hair on the map of my ass, available only on this site.
A close-up color photo featuring the hair named after you.
The high-quality photo and certificate are perfect for showing off to friends and family  People will be consumed with jealousy when they realize how special you are. 
Upon purchase, you will get confirmation emails from PayPal and the Ass Hair Registry.  We will do our best to fulfill your order within three business days.  We’re not a huge company, and there isn’t a big ass hair making machine in the back.  This is very much a manual process, carried out in a loving and dedicated manner.  Some even call our product “artisanal.”  Those people are pretentious jerks.  Stay away from them. 
For every dollar that is spent naming a hair on my ass, 25% of the purchase price will be donated to charities we like (listed below).
Although the purchase of a place in the Ass Hair Registry brings with it a sense of fun, we take this portion of ourmission very seriously.  We believe in these organizations, and want to support their good work. 
We are not a fundraiser for the charities.  We are not sponsored by, or associated with, these charities.  We are just trying to do a good thing.  Even if you choose not to place an order, please do visit their sites and donate directly: 
American Red CrossNatural Rescoures Defense councilCARE USAOxfam AmericaSave the ChildrenThe America Cancer SocietyWorld VisionBoys & Girls Clubs of AmericaU.S Fund for UNICEFThe Children’s Aid SocietyWorld Wildlife FundGlobal Fund for WomenWounded Warrior Project


Today’s WTF find of the day.  Funny though… I hope this dude makes millions for his butt hair.
I, however, just figured out what everyone is getting for Christmas this year.
Ass Hair Registry

For decades, the practice of naming stars in the sky for ourselves and our loved ones has been considered by man to be the ultimate “grand gesture.”

However, no astronomer recognized these names, and even though money is charged, no one owns the stars.  The grand gesture has become an emotionally empty act of commerce.

WHy name a celesital body when you can name a physical one?  The hairs on my ass are real.  They exist on this planet.  Then can be, and have been, touched by humans.

Like the human race itself, the hairs on my ass toil each day, trying to make sense of life itself.  No one knows why the hairs exist on my ass.  each lives a short while and then dies, but then another takes its place.

You can lend meaning to the lives by dedicating a name to each hair.  Whether you name it or yourself, a loved one or a hated one, what you are telling the world is that you care.

For $19.95 (or more), you can bring back the sense of wonder to your life that you thought was long lost.  Your purchase will include: 

  • A handsome digital certificate, officially placing the person of your choosing into the Ass Hair Registry.
  • The certificate will include the coordinates that you can use to find your hair on the map of my ass, available only on this site.
  • A close-up color photo featuring the hair named after you.

The high-quality photo and certificate are perfect for showing off to friends and family  People will be consumed with jealousy when they realize how special you are. 

Upon purchase, you will get confirmation emails from PayPal and the Ass Hair Registry.  We will do our best to fulfill your order within three business days.  We’re not a huge company, and there isn’t a big ass hair making machine in the back.  This is very much a manual process, carried out in a loving and dedicated manner.  Some even call our product “artisanal.”  Those people are pretentious jerks.  Stay away from them. 

For every dollar that is spent naming a hair on my ass, 25% of the purchase price will be donated to charities we like (listed below).

Although the purchase of a place in the Ass Hair Registry brings with it a sense of fun, we take this portion of ourmission very seriously.  We believe in these organizations, and want to support their good work. 

We are not a fundraiser for the charities.  We are not sponsored by, or associated with, these charities.  We are just trying to do a good thing.  Even if you choose not to place an order, please do visit their sites and donate directly: 

American Red Cross
Natural Rescoures Defense council
CARE USA
Oxfam America
Save the Children
The America Cancer Society
World Vision
Boys & Girls Clubs of America
U.S Fund for UNICEF
The Children’s Aid Society
World Wildlife Fund
Global Fund for Women
Wounded Warrior Project

Today’s WTF find of the day.  Funny though… I hope this dude makes millions for his butt hair.

I, however, just figured out what everyone is getting for Christmas this year.

Ass Hair Registry

13 September 2014 ass hair registry wtf weird finds ass hair registry lol seriously wtf


Cohen, Roscoe, and photobomb by Paris…

Cohen, Roscoe, and photobomb by Paris…

13 September 2014 cohen roscoe paris greyhound greyhounds australian shepherd pitbull mix breed beagle german shepherd cute photobomb aww


Once more, a glorious tip from Cosmo.  
Because, you know… strife amongst family (especially misplaced) is always good, right?  
Not to mention creepy.  

Once more, a glorious tip from Cosmo.  

Because, you know… strife amongst family (especially misplaced) is always good, right?  

Not to mention creepy.  

13 September 2014 LOL cosmo cosmo shit cosmo says texts bad idea


Paris gets so frustrated at dogs slower than her while playing… And EV isn’t always willing to play all the time either.
It’s still funny to watch dogs try to out maneuver her and speed by… She just takes a few steps and BAM. There she is.

13 September 2014 greyhound greyhounds german shepherd beagle mix playing dogs dogs playing


This is Roscoe.  He’s my charge until Sept 24th. 

A beagle/German shepherd mix.

This is Roscoe. He’s my charge until Sept 24th.

A beagle/German shepherd mix.

13 September 2014 roscoe dog sitting german shepherd beagle mixbreed


Just for fun

Let’s all come up with great names Hector can have his subordinates call him. 

Right now, they call him “sir chief” because they don’t know better.  

Anyone have any better ideas?

12 September 2014 stayathomehector hector names better names for military personel better names for Hector


Greyhound Dogumentary - Singing Dogs from Quick Feet on Vimeo.

So, in this “Dogumentary” they’ve added voices to Greyhounds. 

It’s one of the best things ever.  This is episode two, and made me giggle out loud.  There’s a bunch more.  Just search “dogumentary” on youtube. 

12 September 2014 greyhound greyhounds greyhound video dogumentary documentary hilarious lol hound hounds sight hounds racing lurchers


I’m never too far away, especially if I offer pick up and drop off service if you need your dog taken care of!

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09/12/2014 11:39 a.m.

I live in Oceanside.

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09/12/2014 11:42 a.m.

Oh, I just looked that up. I didn’t realize you were so far out of the city - I’m sorry, I don’t think that will work out

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09/12/2014 11:45 a.m.

Not a problem. I do offer pick up and drop off for $5 per way, and if you can’t find someone please keep me in mind. Good luck! :)

12 September 2014 rover.com dog sitting drop off pick up dog me


Another September birthday to someone gone too soon. 
Happy Birthday, Henry Wade.  We miss you, and you were gone too soon. 
RIP May 29, 2014

Another September birthday to someone gone too soon. 

Happy Birthday, Henry Wade.  We miss you, and you were gone too soon. 

RIP May 29, 2014

12 September 2014 birthday henry wade died too young septermber birthday i miss you man we all miss you


Yay for mail from the Afghanistan internet! 

Boo for the postal service demolishing it, stamping it so it’s unreadable, and delivering it 2.5 months after it was mailed. 

Yeah that’s my address, send me stuff.

Yay for mail from the Afghanistan internet!

Boo for the postal service demolishing it, stamping it so it’s unreadable, and delivering it 2.5 months after it was mailed.

Yeah that’s my address, send me stuff.

10 September 2014 hector internet mail postcard post office fail no really send me stuff you can come over but if you don't warn me you may get shot might shoot anyway safer to mail things literally anything safe things obviously